BMW X5 - not just the looks of a Bulldog.

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This X5 Security here is the kind of car you would like to be caught in during the Apocalypse. Not because it would actually save you, but because it will make you think it will and thus you will die happy, and frankly that’s all that matters.

It’s an armoured X5 which can stop bullets from virtually all handguns, even .44 Magnums. It’s got a 4.8 litre V8 which develops 351bhp and enough torque to pull this monster from standstill to 62mph in 7.5 seconds and on to an electronically limited top speed of 130mph.

The CO2 emissions are not stated, mainly because not even all that armour would prove enough to save you from the hands of the ecologists. But who cares - come Apocalypse and you’ll die happy and they won’t.

Cruze cruising towards Paris

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I’m not really a sucker for Chevrolets, to say the least, but I really like the new Cruze. Good color choice for the photo shoot, too, it sits really well with the Motor Play color scheme. It looks good and I would only have one thing to comment about it: the rear lights look too much like the ones on the Honda Civic Sedan, which is not a bad thing, but it just makes me raise an eyebrow and keep it there for a few long seconds. Other than that, everything sounds good and it might sound even better when they’ll announce the prices. Engines-wise, there will be three on offer for now, two petrols and one diesel: 1,6 111bhp, 1,8 139bhp running on gasoline and a 2,0 litre turbodiesel developing 148bhp. Sounds good enough.

Water. You’re full of it.

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Big things are usually mean, like a tank or a Hummer, but this unique Volvo truck manages somehow to seem friendly and purposeful. That’s maybe because it has a very clear purpose, indeed. That is to blast water at very high pressure, capable of removing thermoplastic road markings or rubber residues off the tarmac. This makes it really useful on an airport and, at the same time, pretty environment friendly. I told you it couldn’t hurt a fly, unless that fly was stuck on the tarmac, of course.

Another one bites the tarmac

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Yet another British sportscar manufacturer is set to launch a performance lightweight two-seater with little more than the clothes you wear standing between you and the elements. And talking about Britain, what elements there are… This time it’s a new one. Jetstream is the name and SC250 is the car.

It’s looks are edgier than a psycho-criminal on drugs and we like that. It’s got a 2.0 litre Ecotec Turbo Twin-Cam 16-valve powerplant and a six speed transmision that appears in the Vauxhall Astra VXR. The power output is up to 250bhp and 236lb.ft @ 2,400rpm, which is more than enough to take the 700kg thing from 0 to 62mph in less than 4 seconds. And to take your urine from your bladder on to the seat in even less than that.

I would really want one, in black, if it weren’t for that dodgy interior. I don’t need suede and alcantra, it’s just that a shiny metal surface on which to rest my feet, cold in the winter and frying like a Tefal pan during the summer is not my idea of everyday confort. I guess we’re looking at yet another car that wants to be driven on a daily basis but will still end up as a track-day vehicle only.

And… it’s Peugeot’s turn

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It’s gotta be black and it’s gotta be fast and it’s gotta be fresh from the fight. That’s, by a margin, what Bonnie Tyler was singing quite a few years back and that seems to be the Bible of any new electric/hybrid concept. Do we need a hero? It seems we do, and it seems we need more than just one.

This Peugeot will be unveiled at the Paris Motor Show, together with it’s full name. Now, we only know it’s called `RC`, which can stand for lots of things, including Remote Controlled. I just hope, for their sake, Peugeot aren’t pulling a joke and come up with a remote controlled toy. Neah, they’re not in such a carefree position to allow themselves such stunts.

About the RC… well, it looks very good, very futuristic and very aggressive. If I were to pick on something, that would be the lights, both in front and at the rear. The headlights are too large in my view while the rear ones are… well, I simply don’t like them, OK? We’ll just have to wait and see how the real thing looks like.

Lincoln MKT

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No, it’s not Lincoln Mortal Kombat Trilogy, as some of you might think, although seen from the front the MKT does look a little like Scorpion. Nope. It’s a crossover from Lincoln that will be based on the concept car revealed two years ago that will go into production sometime during 2009.

It looks good and all that, at least by US standards (sometimes I get the impression that the US is entirely populated by rock stars with bad taste and flashy gangstas) but what gets me is the `eco` V6 it comes equipped with. They’re actually calling a V6 eco, and not by comparison to a V12. Not to mention the 3,5 litre V6 EcoBoost, which will have you believe your car runs on air. Yeah, right.

Lexus No-aero

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Gee, just look at it from a side. It looks like a cut-out; like a billboard. A nice and futuristic billboard, but still. And yet, somehow I like it. Maybe because it’s just so new and fresh, like nothing we’ve seen recently. Actually, it does look a little too much like that Honda model car made by Hotwheels, but that was a thing for kids and collectors, while this is something for a superhero nobody has even thought about yet. Somethink like the Alien Monster turned good.

So, if you see it from one side you start to think that somebody has misspelled the concept’s name from Noaero to Nuaero. You’ve never seen something so blocky that wasn’t made of Lego. But then you get to circle it (I mean to look at the other pictures) and it starts to make sense. Kind of. But that’s the point of a concept car, and Jon Rådbrink, the Swede who designed this, clearly knows it.

Will it ever make it into production? Well, probably not while you and I will still be breathing, but maybe Lexus will make a low, black, electric car and say it was inspired by this concept and everyone will be happy.

Ka. Ford Ka.

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What’s this? A Ford Ka in a Bond movie? What’s next? Milk & cereals for breakfast and no smoking? Luckily, it’s not Daniel Craig who’s doing the driving, wearing a pink tutu, but his female partner from Ukraine, Olga Kurylenko. Or Camille, as Bond may know her better.

This is some sort of partnership between Ford and Bond films, after the last Mondeo model also made a debut appearance in Casino Royale. Is it a bad thing? Well, not for Ford it isn’t, and I’m not so sure about the movie, either. I mean, look at all the cars out there, it could have been worse. It could have been a car from the NICE Car Company.

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The guys at Caddy realized that no matter how many records 50 Cent sold, they couldn’t make do just with the Escalade. So it was time for something smaller. It must have been extremely hard for them, but in 2004 they came up with the SRX crossover. Now, in 2008, they’ll unveil it’s next generation, and until they do that they’ve given us a quick glimpse at what it will look like.

Small? Well, it looks to me as if it’s more of an SUV than most of the SUVs. Not exactly what I would call a crossover, unless we’re talking about a crossover between an Escalade and something marginally smaller. Still, it’s a step forward and although it’s as discrete as a Tomahawk missile, it’s stealthy compared to the Escalade. We’ll talk more once we’ll see it in flesh.

Spyker & the Concours d’Elegance

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There’s something about the Dutch, and I don’t mean all the green grass or the red parts of the town. Nor the tulips, nor the wooden shoes. I’m talking about the cars they make. They’re obnoxious. They make you want to do bad things. Not the kind of things you would do in a Ferrari, though, like cornering at 100mph, but really, really bad things. Like honking the hornas an old lady crosses the street in front of you. Or revving the engine just for the fun of it while waiting at a street light. Or calling a Police Officer a donkey.

Maybe it’s all that metal on the dash or that orange leather trim you can buy your car in. I don’t know and I don’t care, all I know is that there comes a time when you want to honk at old ladies and when that happens, this is the car to be in.

Stragely, considering the above, the Spyker Aileron concept is currently exhibited at the Concours d’Elegance in Pebble Beach, California. Nobody said you can’t be elegant and obnoxios at the same time, though, so it’s not such a big surprise, really. And the soon-to-be-launched-in-late-2008 Aileron is not alone. There are other Spyker cars there, like the Spyder or the Laviolette (I think I’ll name my daughter that). So if you’ll find yourself in California between 13 and 17 August, after you stalk Brad Pitt’s house for a day or two, drop by Pebble Beach to have a look at the Spyker Aileron too.